Ani DiFranco said it best

but be careful getting coffee i think these people wanna shoot us or maybe there’s some kinda local competition here to see who can be the rudest Seriously people if you don’t want to be doing a job where a huge part of your job is being nice to people, QUIT, and do us all […]

Posted on May 20, 2008 at 1:16 pm by Chris · Permalink · 3 Comments
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What a dick!

So it’s my first arsehat in a while. But a deserved one, how would you like to wake up in the morning, look at the paper and see this headline on the front page. “Pacific migrants ‘drain on economy’”. Lovely, reading the article its full of gems like “Of particular concern is the large Polynesian […]

Posted on May 20, 2008 at 8:49 am by Chris · Permalink · One Comment
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Dorklanders elect racist bigot to represent them

Well John Banks is mayor of Auckland again. I think the subject line says it all.

Posted on October 13, 2007 at 1:16 pm by Chris · Permalink · One Comment
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I am so glad Hone Harawira is in Parliament

With the major parties happy to let the Australian Governments blatant human rights abuses pass with no comment. One of the few voices calling it like it is is Harawira. “Hawawira [sic] said John Howard is “a racist bastard” trying to impose racist policies on a people who can’t fight back.” You can see the […]

Posted on July 9, 2007 at 4:12 am by Chris · Permalink · 2 Comments
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Don’t beep at me you moron

Why is it that people who follow to closely behind, feel the need to beep at you when you put your indicator on and turn into your drive way? Dude if you rear end a car, its ALWAYS your fault. Stop driving like a jackass and you wont have to brake when someone turns a […]

Posted on May 6, 2007 at 5:27 am by Chris · Permalink · One Comment
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No I wont pay your “I’m too stupid to budget surcharge”

For crying out loud, Easter happens every year, if you are too useless to budget for it don’t try to make me pay for your stupidity. Petrol isnt 15% more expensive, neither is milk .. so why the hell do cafe’s think they can jack the price up. Seriously I hate McDonalds but at least […]

Posted on April 6, 2007 at 5:39 pm by Chris · Permalink · 3 Comments
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PR spokesman for the Japanese Whaling industry

How do you get a job like that I wonder. One day you think to yourself, “Slaughtering whales in the southern ocean … now thats something I’d like to be paid to put a positive spin on.”

Posted on February 18, 2007 at 11:05 am by Chris · Permalink · Comments Closed
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The car got found

Luckily after the claim had already been settled, because the dickheads who took it couldnt drive obviously and put a few dents in it. They ripped the ignition out to get it started. And stole the stereo And the spare trye We got the rest of the stuff out tonight, not the pram (stroller) or […]

Posted on January 21, 2007 at 10:20 pm by Chris · Permalink · One Comment
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Some bastard stole my car

Well we had an interesting yesterday. Sometime monday night, some wanker stole our car complete with the pram (stroller for the americans) in it. 33 years and this is the first thing I’ve had stolen, and it and its contents were all insured. So in the bigger scheme of things, its not that bad, but […]

Posted on January 10, 2007 at 9:45 am by Chris · Permalink · One Comment
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Everyone who voted for this bill is an Arsehat

So today parliament passed a bill setting sept 1 2008 as the deadline for lodging historical Treaty claims. See the article on stuff until they remove it. Where did they get this date from you ask, .. well they pulled it out of their butts. Lets see if I can follow their logic, lets breach […]

Posted on December 7, 2006 at 11:10 pm by Chris · Permalink · 2 Comments
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