Worlds fastest haircut

So I went for a haircut this morning at Cut-n-go in Newtown and had the
fastest haircut Ive ever had. The guy started off with a straight razor and
a comb and just hacked big chunks of hair off, then speedy snipping with
scissors, followed up with a quick buzz with the clippers. I think it took
about 7 minutes all up. And it doesnt even look bad.