Texts cost $450 per sound.
Have you seen those adds on tv? Send a sms to some random number, and get an incredibly stupid sound for the ringtone on your phone. All for some excorbitant amount, usually $4.50 or something.
If you have ever bought some, let me know, I have some pocket lint, an old toilet roll, some shaving scum, and toe jam to sell you for $385.