Chris: Why are you in that plastic bag?
Kahu: I’m trying to sleep.
Chris: Go sleep in your bed, not in a giant plastic bag
Kahu: Oh yeah.

Laurel: Atarau, stop driving your car into my face

Chris: If you eat this medicine I’ll give you $100
Atarau: Araarrgh bleargh *spit* *spit*

Chris: Ok, I tried to hide the medicine in his spaghetti.

Kahu (when opening his presents): Oh a book of Maori words, that’s just what I wanted!!

(Never mind the huge car garage and the cool marble game he just got, nope the dictionary is his favourite)