I’d call it a moderate success.

In part two of explaining concepts before being fully awake, tune in for Chris trying to explain sexism and racism.

A Minotaur, costume made by Kahurangi and Aunty Donna

And a ninja (I know, I know he is wearing Chinese, not Japanese clothes, you try reasoning with a stubborn 4 year old)

Archery practice.
At the moment they are playing duck duck Zeus.

After a bit of hesitation (reporters who write what you actually say are pretty rare) we decided to do it, so Laurel did a phone interview and one of the most excellent photographers I’ve met came to take photos of Atarau. We got the photos taken in Upper Hutt at my mum and dads because the kids were out there. That was that we thought, some small human interest piece buried in the huge paper that is the Sunday Star Times. Nope, page 7 of the paper, and the lead story in the National News section on stuff.co.nz. It peaked at the 4th most viewed story on Sunday, and has now been liked on facebook 707 times. My contacts tell me that the story was viewed about 18,700 times on that Sunday. Here is the story as it ran in Stuff.

What was even better that after the story ran a woman who saw it contacted Laurel and said she knew of the perfect Māui, a 1st year drama student at Toi Whakaari. As if this wasn’t fantastic enough, Laurel was also contacted by Tanemahuta Gray, yes that’s right the man who wrote and directed ‘Māui : One man against the gods’ .. how cool is that? However we had already been in touch with Justin, and felt it was right to give him a chance. But we are still humbled and incredibly appreciative that Tanemahuta offered.

It turned out that Justin was utterly fabulous as Māui. He performs magic so Māui Nukurau (Māui the trickster) was the character he decided to play. After the kids had all arrived, we sat them down and Laurel started to read the Māui and the sun.

At the end of the story Māui appeared, as if out of nowhere, with his taiaha, and from that instant on he had 27 children spellbound. He started with a magic show, that truth be told had the adults spellbound also. You think doing magic tricks are hard, try them with no pockets or sleeves!

The kids loved it, Te Pō Atarau did not stop grinning the entire time, and had to keep telling everyone ‘My friend Māui is sooo funny eh?’

After that was finished, we dished up some afternoon tea for the kids, but there was no stopping Māui, he got out his guitar and went to sit at a table, of course Atarau had to go sit next to him. One of the cutest moments for me was when Atarau asked him “Māui do you want a drink?” and then went to get him one.  This next photo was about when Atarau asked Māui if he liked butter chicken.

We cut the cake next, and then moved outside to beat up Tamanui te Ra.

Throughout the Pinata destruction Māui remained in character, talking to the kids and cheering them on. “Wow” we thought, “This guy is awesome”. We also got a lot of comments to that effect from the other parents, he was charming everybody. But that wasn’t the end of it, Māui had some games of his own, including try to sneak up and grab the fire.

And tag, and hide and seek. The kids all seemed to love every minute of it, and as parents we couldn’t have been happier. It was a great party.

I would like to thank first of all Laurel, without whom none of this would have happened. Then of course Justin who stayed in character for nearly 3 hours and entranced 27 children the entire time. Then Kim and Tania who put us in touch with Justin. My sister and brother in law and my parents who organised all the food. Donna had once again organised the cake, she has done all of our kids cakes. This time it was Mahuika’s fire and the trees it leapt into.

There were marmite sandwiches, cut into the shape of fish (Te ika a Māui). Blue jelly with a peach waka on it, fruit kebabs the kids had helped my mum and dad make, and fries with tomato sauce (heaped to look like a cooking fire).

Kathryn for dressing up as a Kete, Kristina for playing the role of Mahuika and most excellent photographer (a lot of these photos are from her and she took i think 147 photos).Finally all the fantastic friends and whanau who came to make it such a great day, one I am sure Te Pō Atarau will never forget (I certainly will never forget it). Not the least because Māui stayed right to the end and finished the day by doing a haka called Tika Tonu with 4 of the Tipoki – Lawton’s.

Let me finish this post with the words to Tika Tonu.

Tika tonu! 
U – e!
Tika tonu!
U… e!
Tika tonu atu ki a koe, e tama
Hiki nei koe aku whakaaro, pakia!
He hiki aha to hiki?
He hiki roa to hiki?
I a ha hā!

E tama, te uaua ana
E tama, te mārō
Roa ina hoki ra
Te tohe o te uaua na
E tāu nei.
Āna! Āna! Āna! Aue… Hī!

What is right is always right!
In – deed!
What is right is always right!
Ah… yes!
Be true to yourself, my son!
My concerns have been raised about you, so pay attention!….
What is this problem you are carrying?
How long have you been carrying it for?
Have you got that?
Right, let’s go on.

So son, although it may be difficult for you
and son, although it seems to be unyielding
no matter how long you reflect on it
the answer to the problem
is here inside you.
Indeed! Indeed! Indeed! Yes, indeed!

The maraca is the scanner, the big thing is the library card. Apparently Atarau owed fines, so had to go looking in his piupiu to try to find some money.

But for me, it’s also all the other things going on, highlights of this weekend include

• Kahurangi and his cousin Te Manaia watching the opening ceremony together and providing commentary. All commentary should be done by 4 year olds
• Spending Sunday morning with my family listening to a Welsh folk singer, followed by a Kapa Haka group, followed by eating South African peanut butter and beef curry.
• Watching USA vs Ireland on the couch with my wife, an ex college rugby player herself.
• The few minutes of thinking “Oh my god Romania might actually win this game”
• Giving a South African fan 50 cents, just as he was about to leave and not be able to buy the homemade ginger beer he wanted, and getting a huge bear hug in return.
• Te Po Atarau chasing a man dressed as a lion around the South African cultural festival, frantically waving a Welsh flag at him.
• The many and varied happy people walking around the waterfront, smiling and waving to each other.

I reckon it was a great opening weekend, I wish Wales and Argentina had won, but you can’t have everything. Fiji day at Te Papa on Saturday, you’ll find me and the kids there, bring it on.

Kick off

10 minutes into the game, he hasn’t moved yet

Half time

A couple of minutes later

Oh look he moved

Ok, lets just pick the ball up and go