I’m pretty sure I can call Paul Holmes a bag of lardy arsehatness with no
worries as according to the BSA, it’s okay to call people bags of lard. In
fact if you are Paul Holmes you can pretty much insult whoever you want with
no fear of censure, or repurcussion.
According the NZ Herald today (itself a bastion of arsehatness)
‘An MP may be called a “confused bag of lard”, but women who attend rugby
league parties should not be referred to as “moles”, the Broadcasting
Standards Authority (BSA) has ruled.’
I wonder if i’m allowed to call Paul Holmes a confused bag of mole lard. I
hope so, because I just did.