Everyone who voted for this bill is an Arsehat

So today parliament passed a bill setting sept 1 2008 as the deadline for lodging historical Treaty claims. See the article on stuff until they remove it. Where did they get this date from you ask, .. well they pulled it out of their butts.

Lets see if I can follow their logic, lets breach the Treaty again by setting a date when people cant claim against Treaty breaches anymore. Dickheads.

Bring us food policy working well

The ‘bring food when you visit’ policy is working well, we scored the yummy lasagne, some fantastic scones, croissants, and some chocolate brownies so far.
We plan to take Kahurangi out for his first day out tomorrow, to the thorndon fair. I’m really looking forward to it, after 6 years of having people smack me in the achilles tendon with baby prams, it’s now my turn to start crippling people too. I think its the rule, if you have a baby you can just ram your way through crowds and no longer have to queue up.

Everything you do will kill your baby, and other crap people will tell you.

Between, “Honey we are killing the kids” on tv, the article in the womans day magazine Laurel got in hospital titled “Are you killing your children?” and the nurses list of 50 million don’ts, I’m suprised anyone in the world manages to live past the age of 2.
Apparently pretty much everything will kill your baby including all the things they told you last week were good for your baby. There’s an entire doctoral study in the contradictorial information you have forced upon you when you become a parent. And another thesis on why people think it’s even remotely their business to tell you what to do.

Some of the gems we have discovered today are

  • Swaddling is out, free hands are in
  • Slings will kill your baby by compressing its neck (apparently every single person in africa and 90% of asia is wrong)
  • Car seat head stabilisers will kill your baby, resurrect it, and kill it again
  • Holding your baby upright will kill it, and your cat, and your dogs, and your neighbours grandchild
  • Polyester is as bad as putting your baby in the microwave on high
  • Looking at your baby will cause it to go blind
  • Not looking at your baby will cause it to go blind

Luckily we have our friends, parents, ante natal class and lovely midwife to reassure us that its not that scary really.