Beer, pizza and Halo 2

Well its close to 5am, Ive been drinking a few beers, eating some pizza and
playing a lot of halo 2 (Cat: I need a weapon). Im horribly bad at halo,
laurels brothers keep wasting me, even though they are trying to be nice and
let me win. But its a lot of fun.
My bodyclock is fully messed up, im waking up at about 11am, going to be
round 3 or 4am .. ill have to try sleeping round 10pm tomorrow, see if that
can get it back in sync.
St Patricks day here tomorrow, so that will be interesting, I’ll do an
update afterwards

In LA

Well we made it to LA .. yesterday actually, but I was too busy eating
mexican food and sleeping to write anything. We are here for Laurels
Grandma’s memorial service, plus a little bit of a break.
The flight was ok, but if I see Bridget Jones : The edge of reason, one more
time I think I will go insane.
Not sure what the plan is today, but you can be fairly sure if im involved
there will be donuts at some point. Speaking of which it must be time for
breakfast.

Whitewashed

Well that was just slaughter, we didn’t even come close to slightly
troubling the Australian Cricket team. And it can only get worse with the
tests coming up and us recruiting kindergarten kids to play, meanwhile
aussie has about a million reserve players.
I’m off down south on thursday to watch the first test with my Grandma,
should be good cricket even if we do get thrashed.

Joint award today

For Gerry Brownlee and Don Brash, for continuing on their One New Zealand
campaign.

“The next National Government won’t require public servants to subscribe to a
particular view of the Treaty. Only National can be trusted to deliver
policies based on need not race,” Says Mr Brownlee.
Which sounds good and all, but is a huge crock of shit, because if they want
to deliver policies based on needs, theyd be hiking the tax rates of the
rich way the hell up. And you know that isnt gonna happen.
‘Based on need not race’ is a sop to redneck morons who have the critical
thinking skills of a gnat. Which sadly make up a sizeable chunk of our
population.
What they mean is ‘We will throw out all policies that mention anything to
do with the Treaty, or Maori and replace them with absolutely nothing.
Meanwhile our consituents the rich white of NZ will continue living off
their stolen land.’

Get off my planet you arsehats, you’re just making a mess.