Random pizza guy

Have you ever had a pizza guy come to your door to deliver a pizza and then
not want to leave? Well we hadnt until about 30 minutes ago. Some random old
guy delivering pizzas for domino’s wanted to chat about star wars and some
other movie he was off to see tonight. Laurel finally got rid of him, not
before he had let all the heat out of the house and let the pizzas cool
down.

National finally come out and admit they are Racist arsehats.

According to the NZ herald, National have started wheeling out their latest
round of bilboards. In an effort to appeal to uneducated cracker vote they
wheeled out this gem.

“Under the heading “Beaches” are the words “iwi” on the Labour side and
“Kiwi” on the National one. ”

Not only is it offensive, its complete bullshit, Labour are the party that
legislated the beaches out of any chance of being in Iwi control.
Its perhaps a good indication of how National view New Zealand .. with a real Us vs Them mentally towards
Maori.

I think i’ll design a billboard of my own.

Under the heading “Beaches”, On the Labour side I’ll have ‘Rich White
People’ and on the National side I’ll have ‘Rich White People’.

You never need to worry about a burglary .. unless you have windows.

And other scaremongering crap to make you watch a complete crap program
about burglary. Whoever wrote the script for the advertisements for this
show is nearly as big an arsehat as the person who came up with the idea for
the show.
I know we’ll make this show where we have an ‘ex burglar’ break into peoples
houses to show how easy it is. What in the hell is the point of that?
Basically theyve just demonstrated its utterly futile to lock your doors or
even close the windows. Maybe they want everyone in NZ to put bars on the
windows. Or more likely they just made a complete pants show for no reason.